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To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"
Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple
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Someone in particular that is annoying, bothersome, and intrusive. However, this person is usually oblivious to this fact. In most cases, the person is mocked for his ignorance.
The term was first used to refer to a Jamaican hot dog vender that would usually try to sell dogs outside of a local club. This club was home to acts that mostly attracted upstate, white, civilians. Once the show was over, the vendor would scream "Cold water, cold soda, hotdogs!", or something of that derivative, whenever someone would pass him. Most of the whites would humor him by purchasing a hot dog and pursue to call him the "steaming hot dog man". He has now widely known for his loud, obnoxious screams and blissful state of ignorance.
Whenever he is imitated for humor, the imitator will usually speak in a Jamaican accent.
"Dude, can I come along?"
"Sure, steaming hot dog man! Cold water, cold soda, hot dogs!"
"Thanks!"
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Slang for when your man-meat is erect and hanging out.
John's "horn dogged beast is dangle nosed" after the lap dance he just got.
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A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
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In relation to the male orgasm. Dogs meaning sperm.
Ahh.. who let the dogs out, daddy?
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A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.
Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.
The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.
(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
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Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or just See a man about a dog
I'm just going to see a man about a dog, then we can pipe it up and watch the movie.
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