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This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.
No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!
1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”
The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.
Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
going to a transexual massage parlor
I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!
E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy
The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*