One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!

Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!

One Dip Zip

It's during a sexual intercourse. The male dips one time then finishes and zips his pants. This happens maybe the first time the male has sexual intercourse and it's quite embarrassing.

Guy: Dude i completely embarrased myself last night with Janna.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.

that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit

the number one frogbio fan

THE number one frogbio fan!!! (AKA THE ONE AND ONLY... LESBIANFORKYOKO!!!) (AKA ME)

"are u the number one frogbio fan?"
"who else would i be????"