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No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 09, 2010


Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.

Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.

by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009


why don't you fuck right off

A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.

Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 26, 2017


who let fluffy off his chain?

a term often used by primary school students which is the equivalent of who farted?

*strage smell in the air*
Lil Timmy: AWW! FESTY! who let fluffy off his chain!?!
Bobby: It wasn't me *picks nose*

by salmon_attack May 23, 2005


I'm going to off my top

I'm going to kill myself

Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top

by Yaboyhollywood August 08, 2016


GOMYN (Get Off My Nuts)

1. a term of endearment; often use when one person displays excessive concern towards another individual 2.) a term of arrogance used to belittle an hater's hatred towards the person being hated on.

Girl: Hey, you (male) look real nice to today.

Male: You know what you can do?
Girl: What?
Male: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

or

Hater: He (Star) always act like he running things.
Star: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

by JustSay'n September 05, 2011


bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

by xulapa October 01, 2014