making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

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white and milk chocolate chip muffin

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)

nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

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to drink white wine from the furry cup

see felching

watch "Human Traffic"

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White Guy Listening to Headbanger Music

Choking on dick or to choke on penis

White Guy Listening to Headbanger Music-Kyle Block

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white chedder cheese whiz

n. A jar full of a viscous, gooey, white substance.

"I sent my girlfriend down to the store to pick up some white chedder cheese whiz."
"Mark, that's dirty."

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national white people shut up day

30 September, where all white people shut up because poc are tired of hearing them speak out their asses.

shhhh, you're yt. today is not your day. today is national white people shut up day

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saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

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