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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 6, 2011


child baby

ridiculously dumb person;mental retard

'that girl just tripped up the stairs'
'i know she's such a child baby'

by bryiloo lawrence February 2, 2009


baby a

slang word from northern california

describes a AR15 pistol which may or may not have only a buffer tube on it

i got baby a on me right now cuddy

by southeast22 June 2, 2024


storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.

i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

by aquaman84 June 28, 2011


And I was like baby baby baby ohhh

To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.

*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH

Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 7, 2023

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Backdoor Baby

When jizz churns together with shit and is birthed after anal penetration

After Steven and Adam enjoyed some good ole Tex-Mex, Adam invited Steve back to his place for some butt love where he later pushed out a backdoor baby

by LeviticusJ August 18, 2020


babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2018