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Hutch bag

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.

David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!

by David the Native February 15, 2008


bag sale

1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.

She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!

by joshy rotten August 24, 2008


bag dumping

Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.

What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!

by Jajmj07 September 20, 2015


I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024


Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009


Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017


air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 19, 2010