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Someone who is easily confused.
“Don’t worry about it Jack...”, “Bless his little soul”.
An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best. Jack is good looking and is the type that is always In Good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. Jack will always be by your side
I never thought I would meet someone like Jack
A strong man with a HUGE penis and RIPPED abs who gets all the ladies.
Wow, that sex was great! You are a Jack.
Jack is the type of guy to get involved with everyone’s business and is ginger. He also is most likely attracted to bbc ( big black cock ) this is all true
Some random kid : yo Jack suck my big black cock
Jack : nah I ain’t gay G
The kid : you obviously are
Jack : fuck off yeah
The kid : nah you sid the sloth lookin ass mother fucker
On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!