bit off more than I could chew

To try to do more than you are able to do.

I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

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To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people

I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

Get Off Me Rock Your Sinkin

Meaning to weigh down some one with your own problems, or to not help but add more issues to a situation.

Me:*Gets off work at the end of the day and sits on the couch.*

Roommate:*Roommate walks in.*"Man school sucks so fuckin bad, I had......long rant here..."

Me:"Get off me rock your sinkin man, I just got off work."

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I got my braces off, din' I?

It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.

Woah, Anson, you look happy today.

Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?

bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.

You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

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The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

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Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

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