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another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
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Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
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An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog
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basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework
example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(
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Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
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the wrong way of saying "pickle down a hallway" which is used when describing a girl who is very loose.
saying hot dog down a hallway is wrong
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self-explanitory, fucknugget.
"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."
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