Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.
He is such a jack Johnston.
THis mother fucker is braindead and loves stroking cock. His tight asshole can somehow fit 20 cocks because of how big of a whore he is. The most inocnic aspect of his personality is 4/10,
Why the fuck is Jack song so retarded
When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.
"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"
Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
Detroit-Jack-City: older generation muscle-head. Seasoned veteran at stacking plates and pushing weights. Someone over the age of 40 who is reminiscent of the good old days and muscular, representing the muscle car era of Detroit Mi
Dang, have you seen Blue lately? He’s Detroit Jack City!
Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.
“You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
“Yea he gave me aids last night.”
This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls
Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again