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A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.
Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"
During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.
I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.
This is like the Game but instead you go looking for some fine looking Asian Street Meat.
Do you play Pokémon Go? Oh yes I especially enjoy the Pokémon Go Thailand edition.
To get really excited about something. Bursting with infinite joy. To bring everlasting life to something.
To go fractals. She went fractals when she saw the time machine. Tom went fractals when he saw himself on tv. You're gonna go fractals when you try this.
I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter
when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval
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you really just fucked me off.
“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off