Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

was like

a substitute for 'was like' used if the quote is paraphrased

I was like 'bitch i got my own croissants I don't need your cheap ass dollar tree garbage' and Carley was like 'this is why you aint got no fuckin money.'

Sounds like Masta-don

When a dubstep tune has any kind of machine guns, typical tearout basses or oneshots in it. First artists who fell victim of this accousation were Cybersex, Hela and L.u.x.

Maybe Trampa will soon be accoused of this too.

*Artist posts clip on Soundcloud of 140 bpm tearout tune with machine gun pattern in it*

Random dude: "sounds like masta-don"

Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

KU LIKE

ALL TOGETHER

As Hawaiian's, We...KU LIKE!

fresh like a fish

To be full of energy

I was feeling fresh like a fish outta bed

im nothing like yall 😭😭😭😭

Someone who is nothing like yall

Jimmy: Hey wanna go to the party?
Timmy:Im nothing like yall 😭😭😭😭