Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise
Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs
The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.
Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!
Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?
Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!
People who like to do stunts; particularly skateboarders.
“You like to skateboard stunt cunt?” Or
“Man showing off is for stunt cunts”
Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.
1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"
3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.
Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.