get on all fours like a dog

A command you give to cum guzzling whores before punishing and/or pleasuring said cum guzzling whore.

Yo Stan, saw you hit it off with that cum guzzling whore during the sharkula movie last night, you seal the deal playa?

Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@

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Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

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Hot dog down an elevator shaft

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.

I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

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Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

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pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

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greatest dog of all time

Sasha

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your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

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