Going Coastal

Going to the beach/ocean

With other people or friends/family

VERB

Yo, bro what you doing today ?

Dude my family and I are Going Coastal. You want to join us ?

Better believe it bro.

go multiply

A gentle way of telling someone to "go fuck themselves"

Policeman " move on you lads and stop hanging out here"

Response "go multiply officer"

come and go

to come inside someone then leave afterwards

"Hey man I'm comme come and go on that girl"

Going Cakeless

What you tell your friends when you are about to fuck a girl with no ass

Mike: Yo bro, I'm going cakeless tonight!

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.