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man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

by anonymous September 30, 2003

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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

From the movie "Elf", with Will Ferrell, who is called a cotton headed ninny muggins by one of his elf friends at Santa's workshop.

"Buddy, you cotton headed ninny muggins!"

by HeathxAnna January 11, 2009

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Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


if you wont go head

Means Go away, leave me alone

If you wont go head some where

by S.P.T March 5, 2008

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Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

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A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.

george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

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