Turn out like Utahime

Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime

I just seen Kevin trip and it looks like he's about to cry fr
Nahh He gonna Turn out like Utahime

New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.

I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms

smells like grilled cheese

It’s unpleasant.

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.

They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.

Like a meat-eating whore

To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.

She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.

bugging like jade duggan

when you bug like jade dugg

Person 1: I shot someone
Micheal: You're bugging like jade duggan

Done like donny

Your time is past. If you were once relevant, you aren't now. You're an annoying fashion that needs to be forgotten. You're a pretend version of something serious, like a chicken dance.

That shit needs to go away, it's done like donny.