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A white girl asking a big black guy to come do 69 on her and cum on her tits
White girl: daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch
Black guy: ight hoe
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I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle
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Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.
Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.
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Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy
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When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit
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it is a way to trick your friends...
Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!
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Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.