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1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.
Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.
Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.
Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.
Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.
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This day is a national day to find a girl named MiKayla and kiss her dog
Hi MiKayla it’s “national kiss MiKaylas dog day” can I kiss ur dog??
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penis in your pussy...
hey babe can you throw the hot dog down the hallway
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A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.
Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!
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Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”
That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.
(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
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