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Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.
There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.
A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser
Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"
This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"
When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.
Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"
This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"
When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).
Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!
Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)
when you get rejected one too many times 💔
How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin
When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock
Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock