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yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
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When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.
My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.
A Trinidadian colloquial term used when someone's sanity is in question.
Dan: I jus spend bout a 1000 on dis Spanish thing I meet in Sando.
Johnny: Dawg like yuh head shaking awa?