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Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 4, 2023


Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...

You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.

by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020


crinkle cut hoe bag

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

by SavageBP November 4, 2017


dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag February 14, 2016


european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011


Bag Jenga

When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.

When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.

by Bdp94 July 28, 2019


Bag hoe

A female drug addict that trades sexual favors for drugs; a female drug addict who intentionally “hangs” out with a dealer to score free drugs.

That bitch is such a bag hoe. She always be kickin it wit whoever’s makin the most money.

by яѧє'ẓ ṡʟѧṅɢ July 30, 2021