go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy

They gon fuck ts outta you

sees a bad bitch in tiktok

“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or

“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”

Go home comrade.

A way to respond to the comment section to a person who appears to be a Russian troll seeing division.

TotallyAnAmerican: Look at the picture; it’s all Hispanic protesting.
This is what we (democrats) get for supporting immigrants, Spanish language and DEI?

AnActualAmericanDemocrat: Go home comrade.

going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

sunshine going through a glass of whiskey

The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.

Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.

going empty

carrying an unloaded firearm

"yeah, James is going empty to the fight"