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A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.
“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”
Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.
It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."
Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar
Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.
A type of video game that tries to follow in the footsteps of Half-Life, using similar elements of worldbuilding, gameplay, storytelling, and innovative gameplay.
"Vertigo 2" is a singleplayer story-driven first person shooter built from the ground up specifically for virtual reality. Its style of gameplay and storytelling makes it what is known as a "Half-Like"; a game that tries to mimic the solid foundations that made Valve's famous "Half-Life" series so great.
noob be like is an iconic saying that is 2000% swag with extra bag on the side
"noob be like"
"HHAHAHAH u r so funny"
pulling a "keira likes noah" means that when your really obessed or obsessing over somebody.
"dayum I'm really pulling a keira likes noah card rn" "this is really a keira likes noah situation" "she's about to pull a keira likes noah"
the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"
Full lyrics of this masterpiece:
I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*
Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes