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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:
1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.
2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.
3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.
4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.
I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.
After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
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ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUG POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE OURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE WHATS WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? ROCK! But seriously, they gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off.
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What you say when you are surprised and dont have words to say.
Bob: "What's up dude?"
Mike: "fo-shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle...drizzle." If it isnt Bob!"
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A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.
Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.
It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"
Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
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A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!
Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.
On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
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Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"
Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!
You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!
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