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When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality
The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.
Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Have you heard of the black afterlife?
Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
'Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
Well, I'm back, yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Take my love
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah
Well, I'm back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back (I'm back)
Back
Back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
I've hit the sack
Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second
Tabitha:"hi Louis
BlackAces:" hi Tabby
Tabitha:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
BlackAces:" not a surprise
Black Aces
A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing
Baby your black smoothies are so good baby
she is a black ass gorilla black alison
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A female named _____ who likes a guy called ___, she wears a grey top and black jeans to grab his attention to flirt with him because she wants to be his.
She's wearing grey on black must like that guy and want him!