kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye")

(1) The act of being a complete and total douchebag, (2) Infringing upon one's time or space in order to promote your own douchebaggy opinion.

Act: When a professor keeps you 5 minutes after a last minute scheduled make-up class with full awareness and total disregard that you only had those 5 minutes to get to your next class.

Class: That was a total kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye").

or
He totally pulled a kanye.

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Pull your head out of your ass

Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.

When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.

Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?

Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap

Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?

Jake: No mom it's fine

Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!

Jake: FINE Mom!

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Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

A slang word that started on Tiktok which means relax in a cool form. The 9 means a glock-9 (A gun).

Eric: I'll punch him so hard
John: Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

pulling a none of your business but get into anyway

when you talk to your therapist about your friends being suicidal and then they get put into a mental hospital. when it’s none of your business

pulling a none of your business but get into anyway “ i’m in a mental hospital”

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

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Pull up your fucking pants and shit

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

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pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

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