Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

Going Baby

A SONG Made By Da Baby The Main Part Of The Song Is Him Saying Im Going Baby On Baby Uh Ha That NI** A BI*CH HE Thank He A Gansta HE's Probaly still slanging 380 problay told you im lit!

Im Going Baby On Baby!

let us go lower

before you deny this. i took over an hour to create it and it is actually not that bad of a a game

let's go lower
a game played within a boy and girl.

girl wears a blind fold

she then puts her hand on the boys shoulder

the boy then says higher or lower

this will determine the direction of the way the girl slides her hand.

depending on the age there is a time limit

if the boy gets a boner then the girl wins the game

if the boy doesnt get the girls hand lower then his waist he loses the game

if the girl doesnt do what the guy says then the boy wins.

" suzy put on this blind fold and lets play "let us go lower"

wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"

Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

go elephants

Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)

Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!