national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

I like that

Pokimane say but head nod. why jschlatt made podcast end?

Oh "I like that" *head nod*

Like white girls on Halloween

Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"

Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween

i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester

owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"

I not like it

To not be interested; to not fuck with; to not have any dealing with of any kind. Simply you do not want to associate witha person ,place thing or situation.

“Can you share your food” he said

“No”she said

“Please” he said

“No !i not like It” she said

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"