Random
Source Code
Random
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
Refering to the breasts of a female. Will usually be used in a japaneese accent.
Diane has huge circle round rounds.
Sperm, live sperm. Used when a very young or an old man can get a woman pregnant.
He had a kid when he was 70? The mad lad was still shooting live rounds.
A type of 50 BMG bullet that is designed to take your bitch.
Oh shit that's a raufoss round. They go for 80 dollars each
"This bullet is designed to take your bitch" - Brandon Herrera
One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.
Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
v. To take a trading/brokerage account from nothing to a high amount of money before subsequently losing all of said money again.
Alex: Bro, Iran almost bombed Israel and giant institutional firms just unwound their carry trades on the Japanese yen. My account just went from $2K to $20K!!!
Fletch: Nice man! You going to cash it out??
Alex: Nah, the market's about to crash. I'm goin' for a mil.
(Market recovers, all short positions get fucked, Iran doesn't do jack shit, and account get's blown)
**Next Week**
Fletch: Sup dude? How you floatin'?
Alex: I'm not. Account just Round Tripped. Back to zero.