December 7

National hype each other up day

Rae Rae:hey it’s December 7 you look beautiful and you are awesome
Sally:thank you, you too

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Dec 7

National tell your crush you like them day through text

Girl: ask her out in person tomorrow
Boy: no I'm doing it right now
Girl: why? It would be so much better in person!
Boy: it's Dec 7!

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7 December

Kick balls day, it's the day when u can just kick random peoples balls

Boy1:*kicks balls*
Boy2: why did u kick my balls?
Boy1: it's 7 December
Boy2: oh yea *kicks boy1's balls*

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Green 7

A seven that happens to be green, the funniest number to ever exist.

He just wouldn't stop laughing at the green 7, it was kinda scary honestly.

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December 7

National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december

Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?

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7-7-10-7-5-3-2

An overcomplicated variant of the famous 0-3-5 joke used by guitarists who are unsuccessfully trying to be original

Guitarist : yeah man, just finished to learn Eruption only using my pinky
Chad : Yes, but can you play 7-7-10-7-5-3-2 ?
Guitarist : wat

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Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

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