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The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.
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A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.
I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!
When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off
I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.
When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.
Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.
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A tampon with hot sauce on it, to be inserted into a person's rectum.
I got tired of my boyfriend asking me to put a finger in his butt, so I gave him a Red Hot Chili Pepper to let him know it had to stop.
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The greatest band in the world. EVER! Containing Anthony Kiedis, with his amazingly original singing-rap style, John Frusciante, i.e. God with a guitar, Flea, the greatest bassist in the world, and Chad Smith, who is an amazing drummer. Add that to their love for each other, and you get the greatest band in the world.
"Hey, you know the chilis?"
"Oh, the greatest band in the world?"
"Yeh"
"Yeh"
"Well they rock, dude!"
"Yeh, I know!"
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When a guy has direahha and dumps it on a woman chest, and then titty fucks her.
Aaron Levy gave Mrs.Pafias a Chicage Style Chili Dog.
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