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Fish on Deck

"Fish on Deck" refers to squirting a load of cum on the outside of your girl's vagina or asshole. Immediately grab the scruff of your penis and repeatly flick the tip of it on the wet vagina or ass.

It sounds like a fish slapping its tail on the deck of a boat.

After Captain Steven squirted his payload on the the wench's pussy, he yelled "Fish on Deck!" , grinning, he proceeded to slap the wet pussy with his mast, making a wet slapping sound, reminiscent of a fish flapping on the deck of a boat.

by Piranha333 May 29, 2018


fish on a dock

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.

What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

by redsquirrel53 July 8, 2015


Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

by emilymle October 9, 2011


loose fish

A man with a semi erect penis in an orgy, however the host of the penis can't decide what person or hole of someone to go in, so instead the host of the semi erect penis bangs all of the people at the orgy however is not satisfied because his penis in only semi erect, this represents a fish swimming in and out of multiple underwater caves.

Ben told me last night at the orgy that he had a loose fish .

by JuandalfTheSpicy October 21, 2015

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fish blow

When you fit your shnobby shlong in a carps mouth

There’s a carp down at the lake that can give some pretty good fish blow.

by Reclaimator March 24, 2018


bar fishing

the act of stealing, kyping, appropriating and/or liberating unattended drinks at a bar.

I went bar fishing at that new club last night; I stayed all night and didn't spend a dime!

by MC Johnny P April 6, 2009


Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.

I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.

by Kitty Fisher June 4, 2011