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A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.
What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.
A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.
Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!
A man with a semi erect penis in an orgy, however the host of the penis can't decide what person or hole of someone to go in, so instead the host of the semi erect penis bangs all of the people at the orgy however is not satisfied because his penis in only semi erect, this represents a fish swimming in and out of multiple underwater caves.
Ben told me last night at the orgy that he had a loose fish .
Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...
Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.
The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.
The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...
Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...
Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
the act of stealing, kyping, appropriating and/or liberating unattended drinks at a bar.
I went bar fishing at that new club last night; I stayed all night and didn't spend a dime!