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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021


Gao fu shuai

A slang term for a person who is tall, rich and handsome used mostly in China for the ideal guy.

Look at that Gao Fu Shuai ! He is my ideal guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023


Rie Fu

Japanese Singer best known for her songs Life Is Like A Boat and I Wanna Go To A Place...

Rie Fu has a beautiful voice. I could listen to her all day

by Eddie the Head March 15, 2023


kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 8, 2022


kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019


Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.

Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.

by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022


Nerdy-Fu

The martial art attained after years of training on one's couch by watching movies, anime, and other videos. After countless minutes of practice, one can easily master the combat moves of their favorite characters. This martial art aims to train and master your Nerdy-Chi. If you have attempted a kamehameha, gomu-gomu attack, kage bushin, spirit gun, one-inch-punch, crane technique, judo chop, or Vulcan nerve pinch, to name a few, you are well on your way to becoming a black belt of Nerdy-Fu.

She's been reading Marvel comics for over 20 years, she's a master of Nerdy-Fu.

by it's Natural July 27, 2013