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Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.
Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..
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when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
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Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.
Corky's performance in episode #12 of 'Life Goes On' was sooooo Avant Tard!
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a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards
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Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.
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A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.
That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.
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A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.
I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.
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