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Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!
"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)
Receiving a hand job in the 300 level of the United Center during a Blackhawks game under a glorious red sweater.
I wasn't paying at attention when Dustin Byfuglien scored his third goal of the game because the girl from Beverly I met at West End before the game was giving me the Ole Chicago Yank job in Section 310
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A descriptive term used to describe a mans genitalia after a hard days work.
Man I need a shower. This day-ol-dick's gotta go!
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The nether-regions of a the very large, rare animal known as the riggopotomus
Get your Sig Ol' Batch away from me!
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For when you do not know a black persons name. or simply refuse to say the colored folks name.
ay bruh, look at Ol' Black buddy, he got his scraper bike lookin fresh!
Ol' Black buddy be creepin hard cuz.
yo son, you be knowin Ol' Black buddy from the streets?
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A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.
On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.
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The love (infatuation) experienced when a person has feelings of attraction to a being that is not unlike the singing little orange people in Willy Wonka. Often the subjects of infatuation are short, stocky, and/or very judgemental.
Kayla caught Oompa Loompa Syndrome (OLS) by getting too friendly with that short kid in algebra.
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