Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks exactly like your ass, meaning you are extremely ugly.
"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." - Dr. Chang of China
Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."
"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."
To take a shot to the head from a guitar.
God damn he got wrecked! He just got El Kabong-ed by that steel guitar.
When you and the girls decide to get really wild for hot girl spring, summer, fall, or really even winter. Bitches be crazy, no fucks are given, and usually their is a lot skiiing, nudity, champ-bongs, and penis things.
Maegan: dude this weekend is going to be wild, I don’t even know if I’m ready.
Alyssa: gurlll it’s hot girl spring, I’m gonna get son of merlinda-ed and probably black out.
Someone eho is acting like a muppet/ is being annoying etc.
Dylan give me my chocolate back you mush ed .
a very sexy ginger man, who is known for his song shape of you 🤗 he has very cute ginger pubes 🥰🥰
friend- who is that sexy ginger over there? 😍
me- that is the ome and only ed sheeran 😇😇