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Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.
"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.
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A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.
These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?
--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!
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When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.
Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!
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Definition one writes believing it will become true.
"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.
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When your dick gets hard randomly casually talking to a girl. With out her even trying
“Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick
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A convenient cover all excuse for the imaginary repository of shiny, neat, and otherwise cool things that you normally could not have through our own means...
When my twin brother and I grew up we had sticky little fingers, so when we would arrive back at our house and Mom would ask where we found such a shiny object, or whatever, we would invariably explain; "Mom, we found it in the gutter", which she ended up terming the 'Magic Gutter'...
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what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
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