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A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.
"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
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Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
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You:Slap
friend: what was that for
its october 4th
friend: fuck
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in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!
You: wow that kid seems like such a douche
some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid
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This is my best friends birthday Sean :) don’t fuck it up
yea I made this np Sean 4 july
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When the baddest bitch was born
When’s your birthday
June 4
Then your a bad biyvh
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