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You're probably the boredest person on earth.
Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-
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When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
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The most dreamy tiktoker ever loveface
"Oh em golly buttfart.69 followed me back he is so dreamy"
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Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail
Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69
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India cricket legend. Well known for falling just 5 wickets short of a 5-for at Lord's and almost getting a tonne at Headingly before his marathon innings was cut short by the interventions of misguided stewarding staff.
Jarvo 69 would have stopped the Indian batting collapse if those stupid stewards hadn't carted him off!
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When you both blast off at the same during the sex position 69!
My boyfriend and I totally did rocket 69 last night. 3.. 2.. 1.. blast off!!! 🚀
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When two males are 69ing and only sucking eachothers dicktips
Yo Jude Marmaduke, you wanna 69 dicktip?
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