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Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.
Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.
Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt
Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days
Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.
Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night
Yeh bro
Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby
When a person doesn’t show up to school for half the year
Dang... Eddie sure is pulling a Matt Camp this year
A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)
"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!