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the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*
“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”
An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.
No one likes her but she always come around!
George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.
1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.
Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.
When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.
I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!