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It means the week is super long and dragging.
I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.
This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.
Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !
Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn
Somebody:yo it’s tuesday
You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn
The day of the week where everyone decides to party because no one will get caught.
What are you doing tonight?
Going out, it’s a party Tuesday!