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freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.

In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020


Freedom Day

November 20th. Also the day I was set free from a psychotic bitch

One year ago I broke up with my gf and it is now freedom day

by Yoloswagselfie November 6, 2019


baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 13, 2019


Freedom Shuttle

any flotation device (barrels, wood, inner tubes, dolphins, etc.) used by Cubans to aid in the crossing of the Straits of Florida

Elian Gonzalez clings to freedom shuttle

by SLOACXR3 April 1, 2012


The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.

The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021


International Sexual Freedom Day

International Sexual Freedom Day is held upon the 21th of February, a week after Valentine's Day. During this day people celebrate their freedom to choose and define their sexualities.

Many celebrate this day with their partners however it is common for others to engage in sexual activities with those they're comfortable with. These activities can be, but are not limited to, sexual intercourse, sexting, the sending of nude imagery.

"Hi! Are you engaging with International Sexual Freedom Day? If so would you do it with me?"

by TheMakerOfHolidays February 20, 2022


Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021