piss tool

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools

I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory

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bro tool

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.

That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...

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Tool Room

the shop for shitbag marines, suck ass imrl managers, and lazy hazmat cordinators. Also known ass the most skate shop in the Marine Corps where Female SNCO's make their marines hate their life.

Marine 1: dude im so glad I'm Not in tool room.
Marine2: i know that shop is full of shitbags and lazy asses, and their SSgt is a Straight Bitch

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Tool

somebody that does something ridiculous/funny or stupid/idiotic.

Ashley, you are such a tool!

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tool shed

This is when he/she greatly exceeds the simple term of tool, toolkit etc.And has now infact become a greater loser then before, a toolshed.

Mike: geez John is such a douchebag.

Matt: yeah he's turned into a real fuckin tool shed.

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tool up

grab your pistol; get your gun.

yo son get the heater, dem boyz comin

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tool

Your being used because your a slut or whore

Oh she hooked up with him so ill go out with her now. She will never know. Then she can be my tool.

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