brain food

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)

Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!

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Wog Food

Practically any food other than Asian and meat pie in Australia

Gyros are wog food, yet more Australians eat them than meat pies!

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food bank

a place where food is contributed and made available to those in need

"they set up a food bank for the flood victims"

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Food weapons

Another way to say cutlery, but only cool people use this.

May you please pass me some food weapons

Community Food

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.

Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!

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Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

food-cum

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.