why you got to B about it!?!

Why you got to bitch about it?

wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

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nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

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We Don't Talk About Bruno

It is a song from Encanto.

Search it up on Google if your so desperate.

The basic definition is that Bruno was a good boi. Why u bully him

Me: We Don't Talk About Bruno, no no noooo
Friend: Why don't we talk about Bruno?
Me: It was my wedding day..
Friend: Wait, you had a wedding? How come I wasn't invited?!
Me: Let me finish bro

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talking about your generation

An australian television show(southern cross ten) hosted by shaun michalleff, with 6 players, two from three generations baby boomers, gen X, and gen Y. 3 of the players are celbrity guests, they play four/five rounds, a random game(sometimes two), one with four categories they each have to select, a general quiz, and then a final round which if you win you will be garunteed to win, where they do a random thing, such as building snadcastles and mowing a lawn. The reward is one of shauns old trophies.

i LOVE talking about your generation! I wish I was a celeb so I could be on it!!!

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psycho about microsoft word

Someone who is psycho about Microsoft Word such as a computer teacher.

Such as teachers who teach the following:
Computer Applications, Mous, Web design, Microsoft Word/Excel.

Teachers who have the position in Business Education

Example:

Cendy: Yeah Ms.Bayley is crazy, like she's Psycho about Microsoft Word.
Judy: LMAO!

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