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Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.
A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.
Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".
The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.
Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?
Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.
Joe: Why did you take it off?
Matt: I was doing an Adam.
Joe: Ah, of course.
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Law enforcement slang for anyone who is an asshole. This term would be used within civilians' earshot so they wouldn't know swearing was going down. In the phonetic alphabet used by police, "Adam" stands for "A" while "Henry" stands for "H". So an "Adam Henry" is the same as "AH" or "asshole."
Tell the Sergeant we have an Adam Henry here who wants to make a complaint.
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The act of fucking a car while your penis is covered with seven herbs and spices. Spices include pepper, paprika and garam masala.
Lewis hurt his dick doing an Adam Spicer.
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An actor on the crime drama CSI:Miami on CBS. Many people watch CSI: Miami just to see him.
He may be hot, but he is no Adam Rodriguez.
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The two TV Mythbuster stars who prove and disprove myths and urban legends at the mass, and test them to the max.
Adam and Jamie's crew are MIT pros!
See: Mythbusters
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A special type of human that destroys everything in its path. Especially girls fannys.
Yo she just got Adam Batley'd
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A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
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