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A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
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A small defenseless boy unable to escape the evil grasp of his family's horny traditions this young boy gets raped everyday
Oi archie did your dad give you a seeing to last night you fucking small rape victim ag what a nonce
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The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
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The new age tough guy- is a wanna-be man sitting in the passenger seat of his girlfriends car yelling derogatory statements from the safety of an enclosed vehicle at people they do not like.
PSA: although many in number. Not a significant threat due to worrying more about you than themselves. Most will die off due to lack of success and motivation.
That new age tough guy just called me a faggit from 100 yards away. They are always a safe distance away.
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The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe
Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!
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Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.
Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
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Used as a phrase to say to a girl that is at least 3 years younger than you but she’s so fine that you can’t reject . It’s legal to date someone 3 years younger than you so it’s cool
Boy: say girl you fine as hell but what’s your age though?
Girl: I’m 13 .
Boy: Dang bro I’m only 16 turning 17 this year but age ain’t nothing but a number so I could care less we go be alright though
Girl: That’s why I like older dudes , their so sexy and demanding
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